If not, he's as close as mankind's gonna get anytime soon.
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Wednesday, 27 May 2009
Is this guy an ACTUAL superhero?!?
Monday, 25 May 2009
I think... I may be back
Well, having my own proper website failed quite some time ago, but that by no means... erm... means... that I'm out of ideas.
This blog was a bit of fun/time-wasting awesomeness (for me) that helped wipe away the filth of everyday life and replace it with the thin layer of Mr. Sheen-like creativity and expression.
Okay, so I'm alittle rusty, but it'll come back, I promise. I suppose all I can hope for is a kind (or unkind) word every now and then and a few repeat visitors.
Need I remind you that you can still read my old stuff, just browse through the categories on the right and see if anything tickles ones fancy.
So I guess, in closing, it's mediocre to be back, but before long it's going to be slightly above average... you can count on it!
Wednesday, 13 August 2008
Tired Early On A Wednesday Evening
9 O'clock, Wednesday Night... and I'm tired.
This is pretty weird for me, normally I'm quite a nocturnal person; waking up at tea time, going to sleep at breakfast. I think my problem is my inability to have a rational sleep pattern.
I mean my 2 options are this:
-Go to bed at 9, wake up at 6am
-Go to bed at 6am, wake up at 5
And it's not like I have a choice in this, because last night I went to bed at 11 and still woke up at 7 the next morning. I managed to get back to sleep for a few hours but still, my body does NOT want me to sleep at normal hours.
Anyway, this relates to you because I haven't felt in a creative mood for a few days now. I mean, I've got several story ideas it's just motivating myself that's the problem (as the line under the website name suggests). I'm thinking my Stuntman monologue will be my next mini-project, when I finally feel up to writing the bugger!
Anyways, ya, as promised right from the start, here's something interesting to make up for you having to put up with my lack of Creativity:
Saturday, 9 August 2008
Another Quick Update
Alright guys, it's not looking likely I'll have that story ready today, I got onto watching wrestling and there's some UFC on tonight that I'm gonna watch so yeah, tomorrow maybe?
In apologetic fashion let me introduce all of you who haven't seen it yet to the genius that is Muto:
Quick Update
Heya everyone, I got an idea for a story yesterday but I just wasn't feeling it so I'll probably get started on it tomorrow afternoon and have it ready by some time Saturday night ^ ^ I'm quite looking forward to it.
So, as I haven't posted anything today I thought I would do a short list of my favourite news articles of the day. Enjoy:
- Chicken crosses the road, then abandoned by thief
- Man accused of trying to rob store with empty box
- Urine bottles: Another result of high fuel prices?
- Bear attacks woman gardening
- Spanish shopkeeper finds Homer Simpson euro
- Spelling "truely atrosious," says academic
- Giant smelly flower puts on sex show in Belgium
- Grandma arrested for driving with child on roof
- Trail of Cheetohs leads to snack thieves in Minn.
But the winner is...
- "Nuclear Modified" music CD sparks Israeli alert
When Yasmin Sabah was given a music CD by a friend, she never imagined it would make her the target of a clandestine operation by Israeli security services...
I kid you not.
Alright. Goodnight World.